
Pit stops are an essential for anyone competing in a race. It's where everything is refreshed and you are sent back out into the race to keep doing what you do with hopes of winning the big prize!! As a diva pit stops are also much needed. Pit stops don't necessarily have a schedule but they are all about maintenance. Some of the things to keep in mind when you are making your diva pit stops are the following: 1) Arm pits...please don't walk around looking like you have Buckwheat in the head lock and think that you will be considered a diva...NOT!!! 2.) Eyebrows waxed...get rid of the caterpillars over your eyes...they are not an accessory!!! 3.) Legs shaved...it is not cute to prance around with hairy legs...one thought comes to mind...BEARILLA!!
Life: While taking care of all of the physical maintenance please make sure that you are also leaving all of that unnecessary overly dramatic attitude in the pit stop. It is very unbecoming of a diva. If you notice that people aren't really making honest attempts to get to know you...check your attitude at the door. Ask yourself "Am I being the change that I want to see in my life?". It all starts with you, the saying birds of a feather flock together is very true. If you seem to be surrounded by ratchetness then check yourself because you may just be a bit ratchet. If you seem to be surrounded by drama and isms and schisms...check yourself...you could be a star in the show.
Taking care of these things will help ensure that you are in fact on top of your Diva Status and out there feeding it to them in nice hearty portions!!! Remember being a diva is more than a title, it's a way of life!!!
I TOTALLY agree with this! There is nothing worst than to see a woman/girl with hairy armpits! With guys it's a little different, but seeing a female that looks as if she has "Furby" clutched up under her arms is a definite NO NO!!!
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