Pick'em Up Pick'em Up

Divas we are all individuals and we all have our own individual struggles with our bodies. It is really important that we are willing to embrace the changes that Mother Nature brings about for our bodies. For many of us there is the whole trouble of not wanting to accept the pull of gravity on some of our body parts that have begun the decent downward. Whatever your own personal struggle is you are the only one who can make adjustments to raise your own comfort level with your body.

Living here in the Sunshine State I find it disturbing to see so many divas wearing strapless tops or dresses and no bra knowing full well that their girls aren’t where they technically should be. This buffockery absolutely makes me cringe. Those of us who have a heavier chest know that strapless bras can be unreliable after you have a couple “D”s or more in your bra size. Just know that if your strapless bra doesn’t hold your girls up then you probably shouldn’t be wearing anything strapless. It is NOT sexy to see your twins hanging down to your belly button out in public. You don’t even get arrested for this violation you get picked up by the strong men in the white jackets and they adorn you with that fashionless white jacket that pulls your arms around your body called a strait jacket. Clearly you have lost your mind and need to be committed to an asylum for this buffockery. If you are guilty of this what you don’t realize is that picking the girls up changes the contours of your body, your overall appearance, and the way that your clothes fit. If the girls are sitting up high Pick them up pick them up before they pick you up!!!

Life: When things in our lives start to fall we have to weigh the pros and cons and ask ourselves is this worth the energy that it will take to pick it up? We have a tendency to try and hold things up that have been into pieces way too long to put back together. As a matter of fact sometimes we’ve lost some of the pieces along the way and thus picking the remaining pieces up is pointless as it will never be whole again. As difficult as it may be sometimes we have to let the pieces fall where they may. There is a great possibility that there is something complete out there just for you!!! Leave those pieces on the floor because someone else may have found the lost pieces and come through and need to pick’em up pick’em up!!

Remember being a diva is more than just a title, it’s a way of life!!