Keep It Cute

There’s an old rather cliché’ saying that says “When you know better, then you do better!!”. I’m going to safely assume that a great deal of the knock off divas (KOD) simply don’t know any better. There seems to be an epidemic of KODs under the impression that their jeans or pants should be so tight that they give them that treacherous muffin top. Muffins are for sustenance not to be worn!! I’ve even witnessed some that were much too large to be considered muffins, we refer to those as loaf tops. This is the kind of buffockery that makes me uncontrollably get an instant stink face. For those who don’t know what stink face is it’s when something smells fowl and your nose and lips turn upward. The thought that comes to mind when I see these human pastries is “girl tuck that muffin away and Keep it Cute”.

There are a plenitude of options to combat that villainous muffin or loaf top. Spanx are a great defense mechanism. They come in several different forms, shapes, fits and there is even a generic line found in Target called Assets. A great pair of spanx is a diva’s best friend. They are worn by not just my full figured divas but the smaller framed divas who have problem areas. If you are unaware of what Spanx are they are the modern answer to what was previously referred to as a girdle. When they fit properly they aren’t uncomfortable, they don’t ride up, and they don’t roll down either. Every diva needs a pair amongst her unmentionables just for general purposes. Feeling a little bloated…grab the spanx, just had a baby…grab the spanx, dress not quite fitting like you want…grab the spanx!! This “body armor” as I call it, is a jewel and can be compared to diamonds in the sense that they are truly a diva’s best friend!!

Now if you have a loaf…spanx may not be the answer. The need is for something with a little more strength like a Body Magic. Body Magics are an investment, but the benefits are priceless in the changes that they make for your appearance. They are definitely strong enough to hold the loaf. If Body Magic doesn’t work…stop kidding yourself and just buy a bigger size to Keep it Cute.

Life: Having a great personality and warm spirit help make you more appealing and enhance your beauty. Physically you can be the most beautiful person in the world but your facial expressions, attitude, and conversation will definitely be the things that determine your beauty to those around you. These are the things that you should really consider when you find yourself lonely. Stop making excuses for not having friends or people who want to be around you and do a self-assessment on your personality. Now this can be a little difficult if you are your number one fan. It’s not easy to see things in yourself because you think that you are fantastic!! In these cases ask your closest family and friends what they honestly think about your personality. In doing this keep an open mind and be receptive to what they have to say. In most cases the people who love you are willing to give you a true honest opinion because they want you to be the best you that you can be. Once you have their opinions don’t take it personal and don’t play the victim, absorb the info and make adjustments as necessary to keep it cute!!
Remember being a diva is more than just a title, it’s a way of life!!